pizza:

am i a pizza or a prostitute that’s the question

pizza:

am i a pizza or a prostitute that’s the question

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jonnovstheinternet:

Cats stuck in things

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queenmoirail:

I sure as fuck did not

queenmoirail:

I sure as fuck did not

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We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.

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Graham Norton: So you know the Lonely Hearts columns, we put [a chat-up line] in an ad in the Lonely Hearts column to see how or if it would work. [x]

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princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

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